Beast: Great news. The blood stains came out of the sheets. They are washed and the bed is made.
Foodie: This is maybe the most romantic thing you’ve ever done for me.
Beast: But the whole process got me thinking…
Foodie: Go on.
Beast: Maybe it’s time you switched to pads.
Foodie: [Silence]
Beast: At least during the night. You aren’t a 16-year-old girl anymore!
