On Saturday afternoon, after spending the morning shopping for a week’s worth of food and alcohol, the Beast and I drove to Five Guys. That’s a hamburger chain that first opened up in Arlington, Virginia in 1986. There’s a location at Weston Road and highway 7. The Beast has been there a few times with his boyfriends but this was my inaugural visit.
Waiting in line.
Beast: I’m getting a cheeseburger. What about you?
Foodie: Me too. And I’ll have a regular order of fries.
Beast: The cajun fries are really good. Want to share an order of those?
Foodie: Ah, no thanks. First, I don’t “share” fries and second, ” I just want plain fries.”