I got home after work on Friday to find the Beast reading in the sunroom.
Foodie: What did you do to your hair? Where is it?
Beast: I got it cut. I asked for a classic ‘page boy’, what do you think?
Foodie: No! What about your curls?
Beast: I think I’m going to start a Twitter account called @QuestionsForChanning.
Foodie: Channing Tatum?
Beast: Obviously. I’d ask him how to get a thicker neck.
Beast: I’d also ask him what kind of milk he drinks. Like, 2% or homo?
Foodie: May I ask you something?